Thursday, June 30, 2005

ICICIDirect.com sessions in Chennai

"How can I apply for an IPO without filling any form?"

"How can I place an order after market hours?"

"Can I do postal savings through ICICIdirect.com?"

"How can I track my portfolio on ICICIdirect.com?"

If you wish to get answers to similar types of questions and more, check out ICICI's session covering the " Comprehensive Demonstration on ICICIdirect.com ".

You can register and attend any one of the following sessions :

IMS 1st floor, Sindur
Pantheon Plaza, 346, Pantheon Road, Egmore,
Pin - 600 008
1-Jul-2005
5 to 8 pm

1st floor, Sindur Pantheon Plaza, 346,
Pantheon Road, Egmore, Pin - 600 008
2-Jul-2005
1 to 4 pm

EGMORE IMS 1st floor,
Sindur Pantheon Plaza, 346, Pantheon Road, Egmore,
Pin - 600 008
3-Jul-2005
2.30 pm to 5.30 pm

Mars Attack !

Something interesting to share. Watch out for Aug 27th

Mars is going to be a second moon of earth for a day.

The Red Planet (MARS) is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.
The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. By August 27, Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.
Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. by the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

Tsunami struck when inter-planetary distance between Saturn and Earth was the least.

They say Mars is a planet symbolizing FIRE. I wish nothing FIERY happens.

Google Print

Check out this new service from Goolge called Google Print. It sounds very useful for bookworms. This is a service that lists you various books matching your 'search query'. It gives you links to e-buy, e-lib sites that have this book.

I tried it and it came up with a potential candidate for my bookshelf - Paranoia by Joseph Finder - the supposed best-selling book of the year.

Off to Madurai for the weekend

Am off to Madurai this weekend. Hope the weather turns merciful.

All ye Captain Vijaykanth fans, sugegst some must-visit places and must-eat eateries in Madurai.

Planning to go to Meenakshi Temple, Azhagar Kovil and Thirumalai Naickker Mahal. Heard the light show @ the mahal is good.

How True .. How True !!

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up - Ogden Nash, Author

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Home is a place ..

Home is a place where ..

you are chided for eating on the sofa
but eat on the sofa, you do because
you are the king !

you are not permitted to have breakfast before taking a shower
but have breakfast you do because
you are the king !

parents ask to spend time with them rather than with your friends
but spend time with friends you do because
you are the king !

And you are the king because
At home, they love their King !!

Monday, June 27, 2005

The road less taken

Finally, 'The Road Less Taken' is ready to be taken more often. I am refering to the infamous Koramangala 80 Ft road. After a year of inactivity, the government has finally got its act together. That the poor quality of the rework shows is altogether a different issue.

The 80ft road and the Domulur flyover have been ice-breakers for many a motorist stuck in traffic jams. Folks had to find alternate routes due to the unavailability of this road. An alternate route used to be the Ashwini Layout/Ejipura road. A heavy downpour would virtually seal off that route too.

Well, let us see how much the newly laid road can take (It is already showing signs of wear and tear)

Needed : Hindu names for baby girl

A friend of mine had been blessed with a baby girl a couple of months ago. After some tedious consultations with the relevant folks, he wants to give the baby a name beginning with either 'B' or 'Y'.

Please suggest some good names that you can think of.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Arinthum Ariyamalum - The movie

A lot of you folks have posted reviews on Shankar's Anniyan. I have not seen it yet. But I had the misfortune of watching movies worse than that. One such flick is Arinthum Ariyamalum.

The cast : Arya, Prakash Raj, Navdeep, a heroine not even worth a mention
The Plot : None

Review : For the first half hour, you feel that you have lost 3 hours and 30 bucks. Non-descript songs, storyline. The next 2 hours were surprisingly comical. What seems like a violent-action flick turns out to be a comedy. There are some scenes that will have you in splits and then there are some that will not.

Verdict : For Prakash Raj, the verteran, this is another feather in his cap. The biggest surprise and plus in this movie is Arya ('Imman' of Ullam Ketkume). He has given an alpha-plus performance that is quite admirable. (He is a computer Science graduate in real life). One foot-tapping, but raunchy number is "Thee Pudikka ..".

All in all, it is a decent timepass !!

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Fuel Prices go up again

The fuel prices always seem to defy gravity , the only direction that they go is UP NORTH. Automobile fuel prices have gone up again ! Given the upward trend thatz been seen, the only way out for motorists is to pass on the burden to the pillion riders too :-P

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Agni pankh


Poster Agnpankh
Originally uploaded by Idol.

Some Funny Posters that were put up in office during Christmas week celebrations .

Wish List !

Client Almighty


Poster Bruce Almighty
Originally uploaded by Idol.
How True !!

Kal Ho Na Ho Funding


Poster Kal Ho Na Ho
Originally uploaded by Idol.

MMDBCH movie


Poster MMDBCH movie
Originally uploaded by Idol.
The punch-line was actually modified to say "Bechari EXCEL nahi jaanti thi", but the managers finally managed to get that part out.

Morning Raaga


Poster Morning Raaga
Originally uploaded by Idol.

Problem Child


Poster Problem Child
Originally uploaded by Idol.

Secret Window


Poster Secret Window
Originally uploaded by Idol.
Some Funny Posters that were put up in office during Christmas week celebrations

A toughie to crack

You are in a room with 2 doors leading out. Behind 1 door is a coffer overflowing with jewels and gold, along with an exit. Behind the other door is an enormous, hungry lion that will pounce on anyone opening the door. You do not know which door leads to the treasure and exit, and which door leads to the lion. In the room you are in are 2 individuals. The first is a knight, who always tells the truth, and a knave, who always lies. Both of these individuals know what is behind each door. You do not know which individual is the knight, or which one is the knave. You may ask one of the individuals exactly 1 question. What should you ask in order to be certain that you will open the door with the coffer behind it, instead of the hungry lion?

Let's see how many Einsteins are out there !!

Top 5 dialogues

5. "Waise Bhi Perfection ko Improve karna mushkil hota hai" - Aamir - Dil Chahtha Hai
4. "Kabhi Kabhi Jeetne Ke Liye, Kabhi Kabhi Haarna Padtha Hai" - Shah Rukh Khan - Baazigar
3. "I am the King of the World" - Leonardo Di Caprio - Titanic
2. "Hey, I'm Back" - Tom Cruise - Jerry McGuire
1. "Yen ?" "Deva" - between Rajinikanth, and a support actor - Dalapathi

Friday, June 17, 2005

Mythology and Science

I am doing some research on the hidden knowledge transfered to us through countless mythological stories. I was amazed to find the co-incidences and hence decided to get down to the details. Here is a preview.

Watch this space for a more detailled analysis.

Mythology : The Sun God in Hindu Mythology (Surya Baghavan) rides a charriot driven by 7 horses.
Science : Do the 7 colors of the rainbow (VIBGYOR) strike a chord ?

Mythology : The Nava Grahas (9 planets) are potrayed in a square formation having the Sun God in the centre of the cube formed.
Science : Helio-Centric Theroy of the Solar System

Mythology : The Nava Grahas (9 planets) never face each other. This alludes to the fact that their paths/orbits are different from each other.
Science : Concentric arrangement of the planets in the solar system

Mythology : The toughest part of ones life happens during the '7.5 years of Lord Shani (Saturn)'.
Science : The closest distance between Earth and Saturn is 8 AU.

Mythology : THIRISANGU SWARGAM.
Science : The Constellation called CRUX

Mythology : Dasavatara (10 Holy Incarnations of Lord Vishnu)
Science : Darwin's Theory of Evolution

I found a lot of informative articles in this site. Check it out.

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, cooks good, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh & she is cute.

3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in romance and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Dada is back !!

Our Dada has finally let his bat do the talking. He scored a scintillating century (143) in First class county cricket. He has truly answered his critics. He had also scored a 65* in his previous outing.

I am a die-hard fan of his. He is a much more dangerous one-day player than Sachin or Sehwag for his ability to take control of the opposition.

Let us hope for s run-feast in the up-coming tournaments.

Kolkatta US embassy : Applications from South India not to be entertained

From a Press Release :

Calcutta Will No Longer Routinely Accept Visa Applicants from South India
Due to staffing shortages anticipated over the next several months, the U.S. Consulate General in Calcutta is suspending its practice of routinely accepting applications from visa applicants resident in south India. People who already have an appointment scheduled with our Consulate General in Calcutta will still be seen, but new appointments should not be scheduled for an interview in Calcutta unless the applicant resides in Assam, Manipur, Meghalaya, Nagaland, Tripura, Bihar, Orissa, West Bengal, Arunachal Pradesh, Sikkim, Mizoram, Jharkhand or the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. The consular section at the US Embassy in New Delhi will continue to accept regular appointment requests from south India residents made via the Internet-based appointment system at http://ttsvisas.com/

Strong demand for visas to visit the United States has led to substantial waits for interview appointments at all US consular sections in India. Applicants are advised to schedule their interview appointment as soon as they learn they have a need to visit the United States. Each consular section in India has arrangements to accommodate applicants with an emergency need to travel. Emergency appointments are reserved for those residents of a particular consular district who must travel for urgent medical care not available in India, family emergencies (such as death or critical illness), unanticipated business reasons, or other emergency situations. In addition, consular section will ensure that all student visa and exchange visitor visa applicants who have not been refused a visa twice within the last six months will be able to schedule an appointment before the date they are required to report to their school or program.
Check the website for the Consulate General nearest your place of residence for more information about that office’s emergency appointment procedures if you think you might qualify to be seen early.
U.S. Embassy in New Delhi: newdelhi.usembassy.gov
U.S. Consulate General in Chennai: chennai.usconsulate.gov
U.S. Consulate General in Mumbai: mumbai.usconsulate.gov
U.S. Consulate General in Calcutta: calcutta.usconsulate.gov

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Hit count crosses 1000 :)

Yipee !! The hit count for my blog has crossed 1000. This is a happy momemt for me. Maybe this was the much-needed tonic that I needed to find time to blog !

I have also started Photo-blogging actively recently.

Friday, June 10, 2005

KBC - Right or Wrong

The Ad on TV for KBC - Season 2 sparked a debate among my roomates. V , whose punch-line is "Known is an Ocean, Unknown is a Drop" picked up the gauntlet and started firing at the TV show's producers for misleading youth.

I wanted to argue, but I had just returned from a 'year-long day' of work. The sweetest thing was to play possum and enjoy my rommates ribbing each another.

V's argument was that with it's provocative prize money, KBC was just a lottery that was seducing the youth into falling back on Luck rather than work for their rewards. Most people waste a lot of time in trying to get a shot at KBC ignoring their daily life. He also pointed out that it was a zero-sum game that only makes people greedy.

M's retort was that it was an opportunity where you had nothing to lose and everything to gain. You cannot win the game on luck alone, he said. It needed you to be conversant with the current-affairs and ramp up on your GK. It was no different from any other Quiz competion or game-show where the winner laughs his way to the bank.

I had to agree. Many other TV shows do the same. The only reason that KBC 2 had fallen into V's radar was because of the bedazzling 2 Crore prize money.

Coimbatore - A nice article

I read this article and decided that it was my turn to be haughty. We Coimbatoreans have been trying to put the same points across the table for a long time. Our city is arguably the best.
Many a times have we been ridiculed by the Chennaites, but we know better.

Some of the things that I like best about Coimbatore

1. Siruvani Water : The unbeatable taste of potable Siruvani water. No other city can hold a candle to Coimbatore in this regard. Siruvani water is naturally sweet and very tasty. I would go as far as to compare it with ambrosia. The degree of hardness (namma ooru baashayila .... salt content :)) is very less, which makes bathing a pleasure (I wonder why the guys at the hostel never used to bathe !!)

2. The affable Coimbatoreans : (We all know how the Chennaites are when it comes to friendliness and respect). I have heard umpteen non-Coimbatoreans going ga-ga over the hospitality shown by the natives. People are always helpful. No wonder it is called the City of Hospitality.

3. An equable climate : Itz a case of Neighbor's Envy .. Owner's Pride. The proximity to the hill stations of Ooty is the reason for this

4. Feel @ home : You will never feel alienated in this city of ours. It is somehow a very close-knit (pun intended) city. Safe and secure even after dark. You will have to feel it to understand/believe it.

5. Witty Professors : Wit is second nature to most Coimbatoreans. Lollu, Kusumbu, Nakkal, Egathhaalam, Nayyaandi ... these are some flavors of the omniscient wit found in the natives !!

6. The Lingo : Well, we have our own lingua franca ... our own dialect of the Thamizh (Tamil) language. Itz called Kongu Thamizh. Most outsiders find it difficult to follow a conversation between natives on their first attempt. This dialect/accent combined with wit is a perfect recipe for enthrallment. We'll have you zapped !!

The only caveat that Coimbatore comes with is the non-existent nightlife. With the IT sector now blazing a trial into this Tier 2 city, better things are just around the corner.

I found this review on Coimbatore quite interesting and informative. Check it out.

Interesting Anagrams

Guys, 'Anagrams' anagrams into ars magna which means "Great Art" in Latin.

PRESBYTERIANS can be anagrammed into BEST IN PRAYERS (or BRITNEY SPEARS),

SUPREME COURT!? permutes to CORRUPT? SUE ME!

George Bush gives He bugs Gore,

William Shakespeare gives I am a weakish speller

The most amazing mathematico-linguistic anagrammic relationship in the known universe:
11 + 2 = 12 + 1

or, in words:

ELEVEN + TWO = TWELVE + ONE
That is one helluvan anagram.

Money maketh Man !

Read Jax's wi$hlist. Wa$ $urprised to $ee that he would $ettle for ju$t a bejewelled laptop. Not me !! I would like to own thi$ i$land if I had the moolah.

Thi$ piece of terraforming by entrepreneur$ in Dubai just took my breath away. It i$ amazing to know how the wealthy one$ di$cover new way$ of living the life of a Riley.

Well, if you have got it, flaunt it.

Full $tory here.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Whoami

Most of the states in India speak their own language.

Tamil in Tamil Nadu, Marathi in Maharashtra, Kashmiri in Kashmir and so on ...

When we call someone a Kannadiga or a Bong (as the Bengalis are fondly called), are we refering to the state that he hails from or his mother-tongue ?

If it is the mother-tongue, then how come it is 'Andhrites' instead of 'Telugites' ?

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

404

Why "404 - Page Not Found”? - Why not "808 - Page Not Found”?

The history of 404:

Before the beginning of time, when the Internet was still very much under the spell of bare Unix shells and Gopher, before SLIP or PPP became widely used, an ambitious group of young scientists at CERN (Switzerland) started working on what was to become the media revolution of the nineties: the World Wide Web, later to be known as WWW, or simply 'the Web'. Their aim: to create a database infrastructure that offered open access to data in various formats: multi-media. The ultimate goal was clearly to create a protocol that would combine text and pictures and present it as one document, and allow linking to other such documents: hypertext.
Because these bright young minds were reluctant to reveal their progress (and setbacks) to the world, they started developing their protocol in a closed environment: CERN's internal network. Many hours were spent on what later became the world-wide standard for multimedia documents. Using the physical lay-out of CERN's network and buildings as a metaphor for the 'real world' they situated different functions of the protocol in different offices within CERN.
In an office on the fourth floor (room 404), they placed the World Wide Web's central database: any request for a file was routed to that office, where two or three people would manually locate the requested files and transfer them, over the network, to the person who made that request. When the database started to grow, and the people at CERN realized that they were able to retrieve documents other than their own research-papers, not only the number of requests grew, but also the number of requests that could not be fulfilled, usually because the person who requested a file typed in the wrong name for that file. Soon these faulty requests were answered with a standard message: "Room 404: file not found".
Later, when these processes were automated and people could directly query the database, the message ID's for error messages remained linked to the physical location the process took place: "404: file not found". The room numbers remained in the error codes in the official release of HTTP (Hyper Text Transfer Protocol) when the Web left CERN to conquer the world, and are still displayed when a browser makes a faulty request to a Web server.
In memory of the heroic boys and girls that worked deep into the night for all those months, in those small and hot offices at CERN, Room 404 is preserved as a 'place on the Web'. None of the other rooms are still used for the Web. Room 404 is the only and true monument to the beginning of the Web, a tribute to a place in the past, where the future was shaped.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Mobile punch-lines

Some mobile majors ought to change their captions ...

Hutch Original : Wherever you go, our network follows
Hutch Actual : Wherever our network goes, please follow !!

Such is the quality of the calls made on a Hutch network.

Reliance Original : Kar Lo Duniya Mutthi Mein
Reliance Actual : Wherever your (BSNL) network goes, we will follow!!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Why do we FALL in Love ?

I was in a Toastmaster's Club meeting when this seemingly funny question was brought up by one of the guys.

Why do we fall in love , but not rise in Love ?

The creative part of me was up in a jiffy. I said that it was coz I usually go weak in my knees when I see my femme fatale and hence I literally fall in love.

The best answer was giving by a tyro. This is what he had to say :

Before you fall in love, you do your thinking with your brain.
After you fall in love, you do your thinking with your heart.
Your thinking falls from your brain to your heart .... and hence .. .

We fall in love.