Mobile punch-lines

Some mobile majors ought to change their captions ...

Hutch Original : Wherever you go, our network follows
Hutch Actual : Wherever our network goes, please follow !!

Such is the quality of the calls made on a Hutch network.

Reliance Original : Kar Lo Duniya Mutthi Mein
Reliance Actual : Wherever your (BSNL) network goes, we will follow!!