Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. :)

2 Comments:

Blogger Nirek said...

ha ha ha.... This reminds me of teacher-students- alcohol story. Teacher put some earthworms in alcohol bottle, they dies off after some time. When he asked students abt the moral of the experiment, one witty student replied - "sir! Taking alcohol will call all worms in my tummy!" :))

Tue Dec 13, 11:42:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Jayan said...

Yes, that was a good one !

Wed Dec 14, 07:36:00 PM 2005  

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