Dry Wit

Some Tamil jokes doing the rounds ....
(WARNING : Some may sound like dialogues straight out of a Rajnikanth movie !)

1) "Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum..."

2) "Arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
Paal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana
Thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu...."

3) Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu....
aaana....manushanukku call illana, balance panna mudiyathu....

4) 'Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.'

5) "FILES NA OKKANTHU PARKANUM AANA
PILES NA PARTHU OKKARANUM"