Easy Wasy to Cook Noodles

This was from an e-mail thatz doing the rounds :)

Step 1: boil one cup of water

Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.

Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.

Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.