Whatz wrong about life

I always have wondered why many significant things in my life happen when I do not have the desire or experience to handle them.

Well, as the adage goes .. Good decisions are made from experience , and experience is made out of bad decisions.

Anyway, found a chain mail that did the rounds a year ago

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked outwhen you're too young.
You get a gold watch when you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have noresponsibilities,
you become a little baby,
you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
and you finish off as an orgasm